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Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions,... Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism, .... Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- ical physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. Ser tres Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics,... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Davs"

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Left side: Regular person confidently declaring they feel "totally safe using Tesla Autopilot." Right side: Programmers who actually wrote the code having an existential crisis because they know exactly what lurks in those if-else statements. Nothing makes you question mortality like knowing the corner cases your code doesn't handle. The same programmers who put "// TODO: Fix this later" in production code are now responsible for keeping your car between the lines.

The absolute AUDACITY of computers to just... betray you like this! 😤 Your code is giving you a completely wrong output for ONE specific input, and you're questioning your entire existence. Then—WITHOUT CHANGING A SINGLE CHARACTER—you run it again and it works perfectly?! WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?! The computer is literally gaslighting you, making you believe you're losing your mind. Heisenbug in its natural habitat—only observable when you're not looking for it. The digital equivalent of your car making that weird noise until you take it to the mechanic.