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Nothing quite like having your code roasted by a parrot who probably can't even write a Hello World. But here's the thing—the bird might be onto something. When even your pet starts questioning your code quality, it's time to refactor.
The real kicker? That parrot has probably sat through enough Zoom calls and pair programming sessions to develop legitimate opinions about your architecture decisions. Give it another week and it'll be suggesting you switch to microservices.
Also, shoutout to "Psycho-Cybernetics" casually sitting in the background—because nothing says "I'm handling the code review feedback well" quite like self-help books on your desk.
