Design Vs. Implementation

Content adam ferrone rone Thoughts? PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS (28 days x 13 months 364, 1 365) THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY THE ONE DAY LEFT OVER IS NEW YEARS DAY. IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND, IT'S MAGIC, AND ON LEAP YEARS ITS A DOUBLE VACATION DAY. THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS, "PLL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MONTH, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR, IT'S GOING TO BE ON A THURSDAY. CALCULATING IS EASY, PLANNING IS EASY, AND PAYCHECKS COME WHEN YOU EXPECT THEM. 1:09 PM 18 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone 617 Retweets one Likes 17

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Content How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? 10 times! Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90 Forever, since 100 doesn't stop to exist after you subtract from it. You are hired!

When stakeholders show up to meetings but their brains don't. Someone's asking about a checkbox that's been in the software for 11 YEARS as if it just appeared yesterday. This is the same energy as those people who file urgent tickets about "new bugs" that have been documented since the Clinton administration. The thumbs up reaction is from the developer who's been maintaining that checkbox since they were in college and is now contemplating a career in goat farming.

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Running git rebase is like pulling the railroad switch on the trolley problem. Sure, you've saved your main branch from a collision with those pesky feature branches, but you've just redirected the disaster to that one poor developer who was working on an old commit. Somewhere, right now, someone's staring at 47 merge conflicts while questioning their career choices. The tracks look cleaner though!