Design Vs. Implementation

Software design Overengineering Technical debt Architecture Project management Deadlines Simplicity development Production code

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Design Vs. Implementation

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The majestic architecture diagram vs. the code that actually ships to production. That fierce tiger represents your grand technical vision with microservices, event-driven architecture, and perfect scalability. Meanwhile, the adorable tiger plushie with its derpy smile is what your team cobbled together after three deadline extensions and seventeen "quick fixes." The best part? That plushie probably works better than the over-engineered beast you initially designed. Sometimes simplicity beats complexity—especially when your PM is breathing down your neck asking why the sprint velocity looks like a downward spiral.

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