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Look, I've been compiling kernels since before some of you had email addresses, and this "research" is spot on. Linux users aren't paranoid - we're just security-conscious individuals who happen to check for NSA backdoors in our toaster firmware. That command sudo apt-get install kabbalah ? Pure genius. Because when your package manager can't solve dependency hell, might as well try ancient mysticism. And the kernel panic bit hits too close to home. Nothing like debugging a system crash at 3AM while questioning your life choices and wondering if maybe, just maybe, you should've just bought a Mac like your cousin suggested. The real schizophrenia is maintaining a love-hate relationship with a system that gives you complete control while simultaneously making you question your sanity. And we wouldn't have it any other way.

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Content daisyowl daisyowl if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking 31417, 5:03 PM 11K Retweets 17.3K Likes 17 daisyowl daisyowl 31417 Replying to daisyowl not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it 19 171,441 2,706

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