Deadline Driven Development

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Deadline Driven Development

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The grim reaper of deadlines doesn't discriminate. You start with TypeScript errors leaving a bloody trail, ignore some linter warnings because "they're just suggestions," watch your unit tests fail spectacularly, and then—with the sweet smell of caffeine and desperation in the air—you just ship that monstrosity anyway. The compiler screams, the tests weep, but the deadline laughs. It's not technical debt at this point; it's a technical mortgage with predatory interest rates that future-you will somehow have to refinance.

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