Ctrl+Z: The Only Thing Standing Between Us And Total Chaos

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The AUDACITY of AWS to present us with this regional dragon lineup! US-WEST-1 and US-EAST-2 looking like they'll devour your entire infrastructure budget while calculating your egress fees, and then there's US-EAST-1... the derpy dragon that hosts half the internet but crashes more than my ex's computer! SWEETIE, we all know we should diversify across regions for resilience, but we STILL put everything in US-EAST-1 because we're MASOCHISTS who enjoy the thrill of random outages taking down half the internet! It's like choosing the adorable idiot dragon to guard your priceless treasures because "aww, look at its cute little tongue!" 💸🔥

Content Programming Religion v Sells an intangible product Nobody understands how it works, although some claim they do V Founded by gurus, whom most others just copy Involves lengthy, arcane, and illegible writings Requires regular and expensive payments Never delivers what is promised When it doesn't work, the client is blamed for not using it properly y Endless holy wars about which form is superior If you don't like an existing one, invent your own New forms are just old forms worded slightly differently No society seems to get by without, try as hard as it may

Ah, the eternal throne room of data storage, where CSV sits as the reluctant monarch. While Postgres kneels before the throne with actual database capabilities, Excel and HyperCard stand guard like knights who peaked in high school. Meanwhile, Google Sheets, Access, and Airtable huddle on the floor like peasants who think they'll someday be invited to dinner. The real joke? We all complain about CSV's lack of typing, relations, and basic sanity checks, yet it's outlived every "proper" database solution we've thrown at it. It's the cockroach of data formats - nuclear war wouldn't kill it, just create more variants with inconsistent delimiters.

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