Ctrl+Z: The Only Thing Standing Between Us And Total Chaos

Content GHOST ZOMBIE Not terrible Not terrible NUCLEAR ((a-zA- ZI-0-9 1.)a-zA - z(2,)) a little scary Image Credit: LLUJOImgur However, there is one thing that can frighten even the most seasoned programmer. That is the use of characters in arrays. There are a handful of data type distinctions in the programming language. These range from integers, floating points, boolean to decimals. However, the use of character data type is the most dreaded by many.

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JavaScript's parseInt() function is like that one coworker who ignores all your emails until you add exactly seven zeroes after the decimal point. The function stubbornly returns 0 for every decimal value, until suddenly—at 0.0000005—it decides "Oh, I see a 5 now!" and returns 5. It's like watching someone squint harder and harder at tiny text until they finally give up and just read whatever letter they think they see. The floating point precision gods have spoken, and they've chosen chaos.

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Content jenkinsnotleeroy 14h Interestingly, I've found that computer people, especially those that can write code are usually pretty good at most things due to a solid understanding of processes (algorithms) and debugging. It kind of scares me when I go to the doctor or a mechanic for my car and it quickly becomes apparent that though they are knowledgeable about their field their debuggingdiagnostic skills are not great. "Well, everything seems to be ok. We don't know why you fainted. You should be glad!" "Yes, I'm glad you found me to be in good health, but this also means you didn't find the bug in my biological system, so it's still there and not fixed." Reply 4 126 Aenir Oh God How Did This Get Here? 11h "Well I'm not sure what's wrong; let's try stopping your heart and turning it back on again and see if that fixes it. Reply 4 88 ProdrammerHumor.io