I Have Jira Tickets

This meme perfectly captures the soul-crushing reality of developer life. When you tell someone outside tech that you "have tickets," they immediately think you're going to some amazing concert. Meanwhile, you're actually drowning in an endless backlog of Jira tickets that multiply faster than rabbits on energy drinks. The look of disappointment when reality hits is universal - no, Karen, I'm not seeing Taylor Swift this weekend, I'm fixing that bug that's been "highest priority" for the last three sprints. The only concert I'm attending is the symphony of keyboard clicks at 2 AM while I question my career choices.