Crying All The Way To The Bank

Behold! The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of modern gaming! 😱 Remember when Nvidia was that sweet company making graphics cards for us gamers? Well DARLING, those days are GONE! They've abandoned us faster than developers abandon projects after saying "it's almost done!" Now it's all "AI this" and "machine learning that" while PC gamers are left SCREAMING into the void! Your RTX 4090 costs more than your first car? Nvidia's response? ZEROOOOO! GPU prices making you consider selling a kidney? Nvidia cares? ABSOLUTELY ZERO! Meanwhile, their stock price is doing the cha-cha slide to the moon because AI companies are throwing BUCKETS of money at them! The betrayal! The drama! The GPU-shaped hole in our wallets!

The eternal flight dilemma - sit next to the Linux evangelist who'll spend 10 hours explaining why his custom Arch build is superior to your "mainstream garbage OS," complete with a detailed history of kernel development since 1991... or face certain death by wolf pack. Let's be honest, by hour three of the Linux lecture, you'll be eyeing those wolves thinking, "Maybe being devoured isn't the worst option here." At least the wolves are honest about their intentions - they're not trying to convince you that manual package compilation is "actually fun once you get used to it."

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The eternal Agile standoff! 😂 Project Manager: "Story points are for velocity tracking!" Developer: *politely* "Actually, they measure complexity..." What the dev REALLY wants to say: "I NEED ACTUAL DAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE SECRETLY USING MY 'COMPLEXITY POINTS' AS TIME ESTIMATES ANYWAY! It's like paying me in game tokens but expecting AAA production quality!" Every sprint planning ever. The facade crumbles. Truth bombs dropped. Awkward silence ensues.

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