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Crying All The Way To The Bank
Programming Agile
1 month ago 110.3K views 0 shares
Crying All The Way To The Bank
The daily ritual of software engineers: Complain about deadlines, legacy code, and micromanagement while simultaneously wiping tears with six-figure salaries. The beautiful duality of being paid extremely well to suffer through meetings that could've been emails. Sure, the codebase is a nightmare and the PM keeps changing requirements, but have you seen the direct deposit notification? Sweet, sweet compensation therapy.

The Stockholm Syndrome Of Operating Systems
Linux Windows Programming
2 months ago 170.3K views 0 shares
The Stockholm Syndrome Of Operating Systems
The quintessential developer dilemma: complaining about Windows but rejecting Linux when it's offered. It's like dating someone awful but refusing to swipe right on anyone else because "what if they're worse ?" That moment when you'd rather stare out the actual window contemplating your technological suffering than embrace the penguin of freedom. The cat's expression in the third panel is every developer who's been forced to use corporate-mandated Windows while secretly knowing they could solve everything with one distro change. Stockholm syndrome: Operating System Edition.

Hard To Swallow Pills: The Windows Version Cycle
Windows Microsoft Programming
3 months ago 159.0K views 0 shares
Hard To Swallow Pills: The Windows Version Cycle
The eternal cycle of Windows hatred continues! Developers love to rage against each new Windows version, only to become its staunchest defenders once the next iteration drops. Remember the "Windows 7 was perfect" crowd who previously swore XP was the pinnacle? Or the Vista haters who suddenly found it "not that bad" after Windows 8? The cognitive dissonance is real—we're basically Stockholm Syndrome victims with admin privileges. Microsoft could release Windows 420.69 and we'd still follow the same pattern: hate, reluctant adoption, nostalgic defense, repeat.