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The heroic IT technician arrives with all the urgency of a sloth on vacation. That dramatic pose screams "I am your salvation" while the caption whispers "but only when I felt like it." The beautiful paradox of IT support: they're simultaneously your only hope and completely unbothered by your digital apocalypse. Your server might be on fire, but they'll stroll in like they're picking up coffee, making sure you understand that your "emergency" fits neatly into their "whenever" schedule. And yet, we worship them anyway. Because when your computer decides to commit digital suicide, that unimpressed hero in comfortable shoes is the only thing standing between you and technological oblivion.

The golden rule of IT that absolutely no one teaches in computer science degrees. After spending 14 hours debugging some arcane system just to get it working, you develop a healthy fear of touching anything that functions. Sure, that server's been running on a Pentium II since 2003 and is held together with duct tape and prayers, but hey—it hasn't crashed in 6 years, so it's officially the most stable part of your infrastructure.

The horror movie villain meets his match in a programmer who's seen far worse than a single operator change. While normal people would panic at the "find the needle in a haystack" challenge, our developer just sits there with cold indifference. That ticking clock? Please. Programmers live with the constant existential dread of merge conflicts and production bugs that make Jigsaw's little game look like a kindergarten puzzle. The villain's frustration in the last panel is priceless—turns out psychological torture doesn't work on someone who regularly stares into the void of legacy code without documentation.

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