Error At Line What Now?!

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Error At Line What Now?!

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of debugging errors at line 548 in a 70-line file! 😭 The sheer AUDACITY of the compiler to point at something that doesn't even EXIST! It's like your GPS telling you to turn right into the ocean! At least if it was line 16, you could just scroll a bit and find your missing semicolon or whatever crime against syntax you've committed. But line 548?! In a 70-line file?! That's not debugging—that's a paranormal investigation! Your code isn't just broken; it's broken the fabric of reality itself! This is why developers drink coffee by the gallon and question their career choices daily.

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