Cross-Functional Team In Action

Tech industry Project management Software development Jira Developers Corporate culture Team dynamics Corporate hierarchy

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Cross-Functional Team In Action

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Behold, corporate problem-solving at its finest. One developer in a hole actually doing the work while eight people stand around "supervising." The two project managers are probably discussing which Jira board to create while the "analysts" (air quotes required) prepare PowerPoints about the hole. Meanwhile, the designer is concerned about whether the dirt pile has proper user affordances. The customer liaison is just there to say "the client wants it deeper" every 15 minutes.

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