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Content Recruiter DEVPUNS Me, 19 yr old fluent in -C -Java -Swift -Python -JS -Haskell -Prolog -Cobol -Fortran -Rust -Ruby -Assembly -Pascal

Content Lmao, they turnedpeople who use 1 into a as the first index real thing of an array The bony-eared assfish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all known vertebrates

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HIERARCHY of self-reference in programming languages! 😬 Java with its pretentious " this " keyword? Barely tolerable . Python with its elegant " self " parameter? Now we're talking sophistication ! But Visual Basic with its dramatic " Me " keyword?! HONEY, THAT'S THE PROGRAMMING EQUIVALENT OF SHOWING UP TO A FUNERAL IN A SEQUIN DRESS! 💀 The title says it all - if your job forces you to code in VB, just end it all immediately! The TRAUMA! The HORROR! The SYNTAX! I simply cannot and will not with VB's melodramatic self-importance! It's giving main character energy in the WORST possible way!

Questioning why programmers use i and j as loop variables is like asking why water is wet. It's not just tradition—it's practically encoded in our DNA at this point. Try using x or counter in your next code review and watch your colleagues react with the same shocked expression as this meme. They'll look at you like you've suggested tabs instead of spaces or declared that semicolons are optional. The unwritten rule dates back to FORTRAN days when variables starting with I-N were integers by default. Now we're just stuck in an infinite loop of convention that nobody dares to break.

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When you're debugging that impossible issue and everyone around you just looks like a bunch of identical rubber ducks! The meme perfectly captures the practice of "rubber duck debugging" where programmers explain their code to an inanimate rubber duck to find solutions. Meanwhile, normal folks just see... you know... actual human coworkers. The irony is that talking to the duck is often more productive than asking Dave from backend who's just going to say "works on my machine" anyway.