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Oh look, someone just committed the cardinal sin of "doxxing" by revealing the super-secret IP address 192.168.0.1 — you know, the default gateway address that's about as private as shouting your name in an empty room. That's like getting banned for revealing that water is wet or that Stack Overflow will close your question for being a "duplicate" of something posted in 2011. Congratulations on exposing the location of... absolutely nobody. Next up: this dangerous hacker will reveal that your password isn't actually "password123"!

Content The developer who was forced to code the logic that stoms the airbags from deploving for a single mother of three who forgot to renew the subscription to her "smart car"

Content Write the code to compute the area of a polyhedron. Write the code comments in the style of Donald Trump. Copy code This is the code to compute the area of a polyhedron. It's a fantastic piece of code, the best code you've ever seen. You won't find a better code anywhere, trust me. It's really great def polyhedronarea(vertices, faces) : This code is so good, it doesn't even need comments. But I'll comment it anyway, because I'm a fantastic coder and a very stable genius. total area 0 Loop through all the faces of the polyhedron. for face in faces: Get the vertices of the current face. face vertices verticesi for i in face Use the Shoelace Theorem to compute the area of the current face. face area 8.5 abs(sum(x1y2 - x21 for ((X1, 1), (X2, y2)) in segments (facevertices))) Add the area of the current face to the total area. totalarea facearea Return the total area of the polyhedron. It's a really big area, believe me. return total area

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The tech industry's desperate attempt to make "middle management" sound like absolute monarchy is reaching new heights. Forget boring titles like "Director" or "Lead" – everyone's a "Czar" now! Because nothing says "I'm approachable and collaborative" like naming yourself after autocratic Russian emperors. Next up: "JavaScript Sultan," "DevOps Dictator," and "UX Design Deity." Just waiting for someone to update their LinkedIn to "Supreme Git Overlord" with a straight face. The funniest part? The more grandiose the title, the more likely you're just managing a Jira board and begging people to come to your stand-ups.

Content rAskReddit Posted by uanimalecs 4h Coders of Reddit, how do you politely refuse your friend's 'million dollars app idea? 4 7.6k J 835 Share BEST COMMENTS EIToberino 2h Usually by going to the App Store and finding 10 versions of their app idea that already exist Reply 5.9k J ProarammerHumor.io