Coworker Screen Shares 4K Monitor

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4 months ago 132,906 views 0 shares

Coworker Screen Shares 4K Monitor

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When your coworker shares their 4K monitor screen and you suddenly realize they've been coding in font size 8 this whole time. Your retinas burn as you squint at microscopic variable names while they casually navigate their IDE like it's completely normal. Meanwhile, you're over here with font size 16 and still reaching for reading glasses during code reviews.

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