Couldn't get this out of my head, so I had to make a stupid meme about it 🫠

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The beautiful art of recursive self-torture. The function why_are_you_hitting_yourself() calls itself inside its own definition, creating an infinite loop of self-abuse that would make any compiler cry. Then main() joins the party by calling it too. It's the programming equivalent of that childhood game where your older sibling grabs your hand and makes you slap your own face while asking "why are you hitting yourself?" Except in this case, the function is both the bully and the victim. Infinite recursion without a base case - because who needs stack memory anyway?

A dad joke so terrible it belongs in a code review comment section. Python developers love to flex about how their language is "high-level" and abstracts away all the messy pointer arithmetic and memory management that C programmers deal with. You know, because manually managing memory is for people who enjoy pain. The punchline plays on "sea level" vs "C level" – Python floats above the low-level trenches where C developers are still fighting segmentation faults and buffer overflows. Meanwhile, Python devs are out here importing libraries to do literally everything while pretending they're superior because they don't have to compile their code. Fun fact: Python is actually implemented in C (CPython), so really it's just C wearing a fancy disguise. But don't tell Python devs that – let them have this one.