Business jargon Memes

Ah yes, that childhood dream we all had of "transforming unstructured data into actionable business insights." Right between wanting to be an astronaut and a dinosaur. Nobody in the history of humanity has ever uttered these words without being in the middle of a job interview or writing LinkedIn content after their third coffee. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your date you "enjoy long walks on the beach" – technically words, practically meaningless. Next up: a hat that says "I've always been passionate about optimizing cross-functional synergies to leverage stakeholder engagement."