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The perfect recipe for a startup: take one developer who writes code like they're blindfolded typing with oven mitts, add a marketer whose entire strategy is "make the logo bigger," and voilà! You've got yourself a company valued at $10M pre-revenue.
It's the blind leading the blind into a Series A funding round. The handshake represents that magical moment when two people who have absolutely no idea what they're doing decide they should definitely do it together—and somehow convince venture capitalists to throw money at them.
The real miracle is that this partnership occasionally creates unicorns. The tech industry: where incompetence meets incompetence and somehow equals disruption.
