Coding Standard Of Extreme Nature

Content People with no idea about Al, telling me my Al will destroy the world Me wondering why my neural network is classifying a cat as a dog.. Dog

Content Junior Devs: Your code breaks SOLID and code style best practices Senior Devs: Your code is shit No! You don't understand! I know

Content 1 SL. ONE IP MAN 255.255.255.0 THE MASK

The career trajectory no one warns you about: You start as a passionate coder, slinging elegant solutions and building cool stuff. Fast forward five years, and suddenly your hands haven't touched a keyboard in months except to type "LGTM" on pull requests. Your technical skills are slowly fossilizing while you're stuck in meetings explaining to junior devs why their variable names should be more descriptive. The ultimate developer irony - get promoted for being good at coding, then never code again. It's like training your whole life to be a chef only to end up as the restaurant critic.

The famous WWII survivorship bias diagram strikes again! During the war, engineers analyzed returning planes to decide where to add armor. They marked bullet holes (red dots) on returned aircraft—but the critical revelation was that they should armor the unmarked areas , since planes hit there never made it back. YouTube's anti-adblock crusade perfectly mirrors this logical fallacy. They're only measuring revenue from users who stick around after being forced to disable adblock—completely missing all the users who just abandon the platform entirely. It's like optimizing your codebase by only listening to the three users who didn't rage-quit after your UI redesign.

Content Me: starts programming without writing pseudocode first My university: Wait, That's illegal.