Coding Standard Of Extreme Nature

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Ah, the classic "astronaut with a gun" meme takes on web development! The poor soul just realized everything in modern frontend is basically glorified webviews and HTML wrappers. Electron apps, PWAs, React Native... we spent years learning fancy frameworks only to discover we're still just pushing divs around a screen. The Internet Explorer astronaut knows the truth - no matter how many shiny new logos we slap on it, we're all just writing HTML with extra steps. The circle of web dev life continues!

The smiling man claiming "PROGRAMMING ISN'T STRESSFUL AT ALL" is actually Harold, who's only 22 years old. That's not a typo—his face just aged 40 years from debugging race conditions and fixing merge conflicts at 3 AM. The coffee cup isn't holding coffee anymore; it's pure anxiety with a splash of desperation. His smile says "everything's fine" but his eyes scream "I've seen things... terrible things... like production code without comments."

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The eternal developer marketing battle in four panels! Left side: "OUR LATEST MODEL" shows a perfectly chiseled Chad CPU flexing its processing muscles. Right side: "OUR COMPETITORS' MODELS" depicts three pathetic alternatives—one literally on fire with smoke coming out, one crying while plugged in, and one having an existential crisis. Every benchmark presentation ever made by hardware companies in a nutshell. "Our processor? Absolute unit. Theirs? Literal garbage that might burn your house down." The selective benchmarking and cherry-picked performance metrics are basically a developer rite of passage at this point. Just don't read the fine print that says "tested under liquid nitrogen in a vacuum chamber on a Tuesday during a solar eclipse."

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