Coding Standard Of Extreme Nature

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A street sign that says "NO REBASE" with a symbol prohibiting two cars from being on top of each other. The perfect metaphor for Git workflows where rebasing is forbidden and merging is the only acceptable way to integrate changes. That senior dev who set up the repo rules is probably the same person who put up this sign. Both will fight you to the death if you try to maintain a clean commit history.

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Content I wrote a program is python that says hello world and does literally nothing else It consists of one line and I still required help and I have no idea what the hell is going on Hey that's alright, I started the same way And so did Dad, but he had to just write it all in the dirt with a stick Now SMS