Me rereading code I wrote a month ago

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The evolutionary timeline of every software developer's soul, as told by SpongeBob characters. First comes Patrick—blissfully ignorant, writing spaghetti code and thinking "it works on my machine" is a valid defense. Then SpongeBob—bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, reading documentation, following best practices, and believing deadlines are realistic concepts. Finally, Squidward—the battle-hardened veteran who's seen too many legacy codebases, survived too many midnight deployments, and realized that every elegant solution today becomes tomorrow's technical debt. The transformation isn't a question of if, but when. Your optimism has an expiration date, and it's probably your next sprint planning meeting.

The eternal battle between PMs and developers, captured in its natural habitat. When a PM says "make it more intuitive," they actually mean "add more validation steps." Meanwhile, the developer looking at their masterpiece of UI design where the "confirm email" field literally asks "Yes that is my Email" instead of having users type their email twice. Somewhere, a UX designer just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why.

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