Clean Up

The political satire meets shell scripting in this masterpiece! The joke plays on the Bash command set -eu , which enables strict error handling in scripts (exit on error and treat unset variables as errors). But why use sensible error handling when you can have PATRIOTIC error handling? Clearly, any self-respecting American bash script should use set -USA instead! Because nothing says "robust programming practices" like injecting nationalism into your command flags. Next up: replacing grep with freedom-search and sudo with executive-order .

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