The Duality Of Developer Existence

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The year is 2070. Flying cars exist. We've colonized Mars. Quantum computing powers everything. But the Linux kernel? Still not "vibe code." Some poor maintainer is getting a pull request rejected because Linus doesn't think their commit messages spark joy. 50 years from now and we'll still be using git, still dealing with legacy code from the 90s, and still arguing about tabs vs spaces. The more technology advances, the more kernel development stays exactly the same.

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The sinister grin of a Java developer declaring private long penis; in their codebase. It's that moment of juvenile rebellion hidden within professional-looking code that somehow passes code review because technically it follows naming conventions. The variable might store the timestamp from 1970, but that's not why they're smiling. The duality of being a sophisticated software engineer while simultaneously having the humor of a 12-year-old is peak developer culture.

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