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OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of these stairs! On the left, we have the beautiful, pristine, PERFECT blueprint with its elegant straight lines. And on the right? The absolute NIGHTMARE that some developer cobbled together while clearly having an existential crisis! This is what happens when you tell the junior dev "just follow the documentation" and then ABANDON THEM IN THE WILDERNESS OF IMPLEMENTATION! The blueprint said "stairs" and they delivered "abstract art installation that might kill someone." It's giving "I coded this at 2am with no code review" energy and I am LIVING for this disaster! The gap between design and reality has never been so hilariously, dangerously wide!

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The duality of developer ethics! While parents and schools drill "plagiarism bad" into our brains, the reality of coding is... slightly different . That NES DPCM bugfix from Super Mario Bros? Just "inspiration" for your game! The stick figure duality is perfect - honest thief vs. defensive "borrower." Nintendo's legal team is typing furiously somewhere while retro game devs nod knowingly. It's not stealing if you call it "referencing legacy implementation patterns." 😏

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