Buying Gold Seems Like A Good Idea Now

Tech industry Silicon valley Startup culture Tech bubble Corporate culture Junior developers Tech hiring Coding bootcamp Tech layoffs

Programming Webdev React Frontend

5 months ago 129,744 views 0 shares

Buying Gold Seems Like A Good Idea Now

tech-layoffs-memes, startup-culture-memes, tech-hiring-memes, junior-developers-memes, tech-bubble-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

That fresh-faced "vibe coder" posing next to the tombstone of the company that hired them is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Nothing says "I'm ready to disrupt this industry" like taking selfies at the funeral of your employer's business model. Tech companies keep hiring these trendy devs who know more about aesthetic IDEs than actual algorithms, then wonder why their codebase looks like a Pinterest board that somehow runs on AWS. The burial is just a formality at this point.

More Like This

Version Control Nightmare

Programming Devops Agile Git

4 months ago 144.8K views 0 shares

Version Control Nightmare

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY! Someone just casually announced they're abandoning Git for... EXCEL?! 💀 That face in the bottom panel is literally every developer's soul leaving their body. It's the universal "did I just hear what I think I heard?" expression when someone suggests replacing a sophisticated version control system with spreadsheet hell. Next up: "We're replacing our database with Post-it notes for better visualization" or "Let's code in crayon because the colors are prettier!" I simply cannot with this level of tech blasphemy!

malloc() my beloved

Programming

2 years ago 37.4K views 0 shares

malloc() my beloved | loc-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content MY CHILD WILL efficiently and responsibly allocate memory in C P malloc(9999999g

Tehc

Programming

2 years ago 33.6K views 0 shares

Tehc | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Height caculator tool Input your height 172 Result Your height is 172cm! The guy who made this program: 4999 1 01 5899387 a b 10 11 Tehe 1

The Struggle Is Real

Programming

7 months ago 41.5K views 0 shares

theStruggleIsReal | iphone-memes, server-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content BJ Smith BJSmithArt Why are IT guys such dicks? 12:52 AM 20 Aug 21 Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 5 Quote Tweets 8 Likes 17 Eric Chapman eschapman : 2d Replying to BJSmithArt Last week I drove two hours to push the power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on.

I think I'm on a watchlist now

Programming

2 years ago 33.3K views 0 shares

I think I'm on a watchlist now | list-memes, search-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 15 all 36 5:41 PM 19 make child kill parent ALL NEWS VIDEOS SHOPPING IMAGES Why Kids Kill Parents Psychology Today Psychology Today articles why-kids-... People also search for a psychouderers X parent When Kids Kill Abusive Parents - Paul Mones Attorney Paul Mones Attorney when-kids-kill-ab... Children who killed their parents were the ultimate pariahs... their abusers, but it makes the killing appear to be cold-blooded murder. Cases of Teenagers Who Killed Their Parents - ThoughtCo

The Elder Scrolls

Programming Webdev Windows Frontend

3 months ago 105.2K views 0 shares

The Elder Scrolls

The pun game is strong with this one! What you're looking at is the evolution of scrollbars from 1988 to 2012. The title "The Elder Scrolls" brilliantly plays on the popular video game series while showcasing these ancient UI artifacts that younger devs might not even recognize. Notice how scrollbars went from chunky, obvious controls to increasingly minimalist designs until they practically disappeared? That's modern UI for you—hiding functionality until users need a treasure map and three divination spells to figure out how to scroll down a page. Remember when you could actually grab a scrollbar without pixel-perfect precision? Those were the days. Now we're all expected to have the fine motor control of a neurosurgeon just to navigate a webpage. Progress!