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We've all met that one developer who thinks writing "in the event that no prior condition is herein fulfilled" makes them sound like they're drafting legal documents instead of writing code. Buddy, you're checking if a user clicked a button, not negotiating a merger.
The fancy Pooh meme nails it: there's literally zero functional difference between else and your verbose Shakespeare impression. Both execute when all previous conditions fail. The only thing your flowery prose accomplishes is making code reviews take 3x longer and confusing junior devs who are just trying to understand your logic.
Save the thesaurus for your novel. In code, clarity beats cleverness every single time.
