No More Readable Code

Spaghetti code Bad practices Coding standards Clean code Code readability Variable names Single letter variables

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No More Readable Code

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute audacity of this meme! It's showing the evolution of a programmer's brain from basic sanity to complete chaotic genius.

First we have var count = 5 - how pedestrian, how BORING. Then slightly more cryptic with var x = 5 because who needs meaningful variable names?

But then! THEN! The brain goes SUPERNOVA with those incomprehensible variables and operations. Single-letter variables? Mathematical operations strung together with no context? No comments? *chef's kiss* PURE EVIL GENIUS.

And the final panel? The ULTIMATE power move: "Readable code is for the weak." Because nothing says "I'm the alpha developer" like code that only you can understand. Future you will absolutely HATE current you, but that's a problem for another day!

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