Be Like A Programmer

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Be Like A Programmer

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SWEET MOTHER OF PROCRASTINATION! 😱 The absolute AUDACITY of John's brain to completely IGNORE the flaming dumpster fire of work responsibilities and instead choose the forbidden fruit of a side project!

This is the programmer's equivalent of seeing your house burning down and deciding it's the PERFECT time to redecorate your neighbor's garden gnome collection. The sheer chaotic energy of having a to-do list longer than the terms and conditions you never read, yet somehow finding the motivation to build that random Discord bot you've been dreaming about for 0.2 seconds.

Why fix what's broken when you can create NEW broken things?! It's not procrastination if you're still writing code, right? RIGHT?!

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