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Behold, the PINNACLE of developer security theater! 🎭 Worried about AI stealing your precious algorithms? Set up a private git server! But then use it to commit your API keys in plain text because APPARENTLY reading documentation about environment variables is TOO MUCH WORK. It's like installing a state-of-the-art security system for your house and then leaving the key under the doormat with a neon sign pointing to it. GENIUS LEVEL SECURITY!

When your sorting algorithm is just "Hey ChatGPT, can you sort this for me?" 🤣 Finally, a sorting algorithm with O(API_call) complexity! Sure, it might take 3 seconds instead of 0.000001, but why implement quicksort when you can outsource your basic CS skills to an AI that probably learned from the Stack Overflow answers you were too lazy to read? Next up: VibeSearch - for when binary search is just too much work.