That's Not True, I'm Eating Pizza At 4 AM

GASP! The AUDACITY of developers! 😱 Put an emoji in your actual code and suddenly everyone's acting like you've committed a war crime—sitting there all stoic and judging you with their dead, soulless eyes. But HEAVEN FORBID your terminal spits out a cute little emoji, and these same code purists transform into rabid sports fans, practically FOAMING at the mouth with excitement! Like, excuse me?! Where was this energy when I added a 💩 to mark that legacy function nobody wants to touch? The hypocrisy is just TOO MUCH to bear!

Content when you fix a typo in the documentation and you get listed as a contributor.

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That DEVILISH smile when you think you're about to clock out, but your client is holding the ULTIMATE UNO REVERSE CARD OF DOOM! 🔥 There you are, innocent as a newborn lamb, finishing your "last task" while the client lurks in the shadows with a HAND FULL OF NIGHTMARES - bugs, change requests, and more bugs! The audacity! The betrayal! The complete and utter DEVASTATION of your evening plans! And yet we smile through the pain, don't we? Because what else can you do when your 5PM departure just got pushed to "see you at sunrise, sucker!" 💀

Content Me after writing 6 lines of code that work.