That's Not True, I'm Eating Pizza At 4 AM

Microsoft really said "you know what developers need? Copilot in literally everything" and just kept going. We've got Copilot in VS Code, Copilot in Windows, Copilot in Edge, Copilot in Office, Copilot in GitHub, and probably Copilot in your toaster by next quarter. The beautiful irony here is that both users AND Microsoft agree on one thing: they hate Copilot. Users hate the AI suggestions cluttering their workflow, the subscription fees, and the fact that it sometimes generates code that looks like it was written by a caffeinated intern at 4 AM. Meanwhile, Microsoft's solution to everyone hating Copilot? Obviously more Copilot. Because if one AI assistant annoying you doesn't work, surely seventeen will do the trick. It's the tech equivalent of "the beatings will continue until morale improves" but make it AI-powered and charge $10/month for it.

Ah yes, the two types of developers in their natural habitat. One proudly declares "I'm merging it. fuck the tests" with the confidence of someone who's about to create tomorrow's emergency hotfix. Then there's the reply guy claiming "writing testcases for your code is doubting your own coding abilities. it's a sign of weakness." This is the software development equivalent of saying "helmets are for cowards" while riding a motorcycle blindfolded. Future you will be sending past you very strongly worded Slack messages at 2AM when production catches fire.

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