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Content I'd just like to interject for a moment, the operating systemyou are referring to as "Windows", is in fact, DOSWindows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, DOS plus Windows. Windows is not an operating onto itself, but a program that ruins atop the Dish Operating System, or "DOS". And since DOS is primarily a commandline-based operating system, we created a program that displays other programs in handy visual components on the screen commonly called windows, and hence the name "Windows". Through a peculiar turn of events, the operating system which is widely used today is often called "Windows", and many of its users are not aware that their computer is basically a DOS system, develoved by Microsoft.

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Content When your code works on the first try: Why are you running?

Oh no! The syntax error that haunts every programmer's nightmares! That exclamation mark before "yes" turned a heartfelt acceptance into a logical NOT operator. Instead of getting a girlfriend, this poor soul just received the boolean value "false" in return. The compiler of love has no mercy for missing spaces! This is why code reviews exist, people – relationships and programming languages both require precise syntax.

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Content Height caculator tool Input your height 172 Result Your height is 172cm! OK The programmer: No need to thank me.