That's Not True, I'm Eating Pizza At 4 AM

Programmer lifestyle Nocturnal Vampire Caffeine Work habits Twilight parody Developer stereotypes Sleep deprivation

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That's Not True, I'm Eating Pizza At 4 AM

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The telltale signs of a programmer: nocturnal, caffeine-dependent, and allergic to natural light. The only difference between us and vampires is that we occasionally eat something besides Red Bull and spite. And our code doesn't sparkle in the sunlight—it crashes.

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