That's Not True, I'm Eating Pizza At 4 AM

Oh honey, you thought you were getting a REAL AI? *dramatic hair flip* The meme shows the BRUTAL reality of those clickbait "Build Your Own AI" tutorials! First panel: Some flashy article promising AI greatness. Second panel: The SHOCKING reveal that the "AI" is literally just three lines of code importing OpenAI and responding "hi" to everything! It's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a microwaved hot pocket! The audacity! The deception! This is why we have trust issues in tech!

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OH. MY. GOD. The TRAUMA of sitting through a two-hour meeting with "the business" only to emerge with your soul COMPLETELY CRUSHED and ZERO understanding of what they actually want! 💀 One minute they need a "simple dashboard," the next it's a "cross-platform AI-powered ecosystem with blockchain integration" that needs to be done by FRIDAY! And you're just sitting there, dead inside, wondering if they're speaking English or summoning an ancient demon with their requirements! The perfect face of developer despair when you realize you've just nodded your way through seventeen pivots and now have NO IDEA what the requirement actually is anymore. But you'll figure it out... you always do... right before they change it again!