That's Not True, I'm Eating Pizza At 4 AM

Content NME ETFLIX THE WITCHER X 1 Or x NME NETFLIX X THE WITCHER

Developers and Steam sales - a tale as old as time. Your brain stays completely offline when seeing a $29.99 price tag, but throw in that "-50%" label and suddenly your dopamine receptors light up like a Christmas tree. The game still costs exactly $29.99, but now your primitive developer brain is convinced it's an incredible deal. And Lord Gaben watches from above, knowing you'll buy 17 games you'll never install.

Content Pinging 127.0.0.1 with 32 bytes of data: NPO Reply from 127.0.0.1: bytes32 time1ms TTL128

Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? EVERY TIME Someone Linnie course jokes - about me hautoga mac I DO ONE PUSH-UP. JESUS CHRIST. SiROMIX

JavaScript throwing shade at Python's type system is peak language rivalry. Python's like "I'll just figure out the types at runtime, no biggie" while JavaScript—the king of undefined is not a function —has the audacity to mock someone else's type safety. Meanwhile, both languages are out here turning perfectly good integers into strings when you least expect it. The irony of JavaScript bragging about "dynamic typing" while silently casting everything is chef's kiss material. It's like watching two drunks argue about who's more sober.

Content REBOOT Programmeri Humor.io