Be Like A Programmer

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The emotional trauma of using Windows after being spoiled by Linux is apparently equivalent to collapsing in agony on the ground. Ten whole minutes of waiting for updates, clicking through permission dialogs, and watching that spinning circle of doom is enough to send any terminal-loving penguin enthusiast into the fetal position. The withdrawal symptoms are brutal - no package manager, no grep, and heaven forbid you try to customize anything without downloading seventeen different third-party apps. It's like going from driving a manual sports car to pedaling a tricycle with square wheels uphill.

Content Me determined to become a video game developer. Talking about my first game idea. Sharing concepts on social media. Developing it.

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Content You get a tech job You ask for the documentation for an internal project They tell you "there is no documentation, just look at the code" The code has no conments The variable names are 3 letter long acronyms Most files are 2000 lines of code