Be Like A Programmer

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Be Like A Programmer

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The ancient art of procrastination, elevated to a professional skill. Nothing triggers a programmer's sudden interest in that half-baked side project like a mounting pile of actual responsibilities. The side project - where bugs are exciting challenges instead of soul-crushing tickets, and there are no stakeholders asking "is it done yet?" every 15 minutes. That personal project is basically therapy without the co-pay.

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