Be Honest With Yourself

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The infamous literal interpretation strikes again! When asked "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?", Dad responds with "You're a taxi" at exactly 7:00. Classic case of parsing the request as a string rather than understanding the intent—just like when you ask a junior dev to "make the button blue" and they change the text color instead of the background. This is basically what happens when humans run on strict syntax rules without semantic understanding. No wonder QA departments exist.

Content 3 B typing... Love youuuuuu too! 1:39 pm For tonight dad wants a take away 1:39 pm So 1:39 pm If it's pizza: large stuffed crust chicken and sweet corn If it's Indian: korma and plain rice If it's Chinese: honey ribs and seaweed (If no ribs chicken balls not both though) If it's a kebab place: chicken kebab in a pitta or a chicken burger Can you think of anything else it might be? 1:40 pm This makes my programmer brain very happy 1:41 pm You happy This makes my programmer brain very I love you xxx 1:41 pm Q

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The sign that says "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" under an actual stop sign is basically every junior developer's commenting style in a nutshell. Why write int counter = 0; // initialize counter to zero when you can state the blindingly obvious? Nothing says "I'm new here" like commenting every single line with its exact function. Next up: adding "// end of if statement" after every closing bracket. The senior devs reviewing this code are dying inside, one redundant comment at a time.

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