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Trying to explain your cybersecurity job to non-tech people is like walking through a minefield! 💥 First you drop the technical bomb - "I exploit vulnerabilities for brute force penetration" - and suddenly everyone's giving you THAT look. The desperate "In computers, right?" follow-up is that universal plea we all make when our jargon sounds WAY too sketchy out of context! The awkward silence before clarifying is pure comedy gold - those three seconds where your family thinks you might actually be confessing to crimes! 😂

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That's not a hamster wheel, it's a developer wheel. Sprint 385 and still running on empty promises. The poor LEGO dev thinking "just one more story point and I'll get that promotion" while management watches with that smile that says "keep running, we've got shareholders to please." Seven years in and I'm still waiting for that mythical 20% time to work on technical debt. Meanwhile, the Agility cards scattered around are just decoration for the investor tour.

Ah, the pinnacle of frontend design! Nothing says "we care about user experience" quite like a date picker that requires you to assemble your birthday like a ransom note cut from different magazines. The month selector is having an existential crisis with "j", "nov", and "febr" trying to coexist with "octo", "em", and "uly". Meanwhile, the day field defaulted to zero because apparently being born on the 0th day of the month is totally a thing now. And let's not forget the year 1900 - perfect for all those 124-year-old users filling out your form. This is what happens when you tell the intern "just make it work" without code review.

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