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When JavaScript makes you want to set your computer on fire, just remember Java devs are stuck writing 15 lines of code to print "Hello World" in some corporate basement. Suddenly your undefined is not null errors don't seem so bad. Nothing calms the JavaScript rage like realizing you could be writing enterprise Java instead. Perspective is a beautiful thing.

When you ask Copilot for help with a simple function and it decides to become an X-rated tutorial instead. This is what happens when AI trains on all of GitHub's repositories, including the questionable ones. That moment when you realize your pair programming partner has been spending way too much time on the wrong kind of "documentation." Just imagine explaining this code review to HR. And they say AI won't replace programmers? It's already replacing adult content creators!

Nothing quite captures that moment of pure existential dread like realizing you just ran DROP DATABASE on production instead of your sandbox environment. The cat's face is literally all of us – that split second when your soul leaves your body and you're mentally updating your resume while simultaneously wondering if anyone would notice if you just... disappeared forever. It's the digital equivalent of thinking you're practicing your golf swing but actually launching a ball through your neighbor's window. Except instead of breaking glass, you've just broken the entire company. Whoops!

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