Awesome Email

User experience Student life System design Email automation University systems Accidental innuendo Identity management

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4 months ago 113,883 views 0 shares

Awesome Email

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Ah, the joys of automated username generation! When your name is Megan Finger and the system decides your identity should be "fingerme" at every possible level. Nothing says "professional student email" quite like an accidental innuendo that'll haunt you through four years of college. This is why we need humans reviewing these things... or at least regex that catches unfortunate combinations. That poor student is now forever explaining to professors why her email sounds like a proposition.

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