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The infamous "just one more bug" lie that's haunted relationships since the first compiler error. Young dev you promises dinner at 7, but old dev you is still debugging the same issue at midnight... 84 years later. The only thing that ages faster than Rose from Titanic is your codebase when you say "this will be quick." That "one more bug" is like the final boss in a video game that keeps spawning minions. Fix one issue, three more appear – it's basically hydra-driven development.

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Fixing broken software with Java is like slapping a Java logo on a broken vacuum and expecting miracles. The punchline here is the double meaning of "suck" – both as in vacuum suction and as in being terrible. Just like how adding Java to a project doesn't magically fix underlying design flaws, but hey, at least now your broken code runs on 3 billion devices.

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This student is playing 4D chess with their reverse engineering professor! They created a malicious executable that self-destructs when you guess wrong, then deleted the file before submitting. When the professor tries to run it, they get the classic "not recognized as a command" error—meaning they'd have to reverse engineer a program that doesn't even exist anymore. Absolutely diabolical way to ensure you get full marks without doing the actual assignment. The perfect crime!