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Content Are you saying you are a CS mayor and you are still confused by how ( pointers work? Yes. And I'm tired of pretending 1 don't.

TypeScript devs be out here celebrating their "type safety" while Haskell programmers are sitting in the corner with their Hindley-Milner type inference, algebraic data types, and monads, looking like they just witnessed someone claim they invented the wheel after putting training wheels on a bicycle. TypeScript's type system is basically JavaScript wearing a safety vest—it's all erased at runtime anyway. Meanwhile, Haskell's type system is so strict it won't even let your code compile if you think about doing something wrong. It's the difference between a bouncer checking IDs at the door versus a bouncer who also runs a background check, verifies your credit score, and makes sure you're emotionally ready for the club. The smug superiority radiating from that expression? That's the face of someone who knows what IO () means and why any is basically a war crime.

Content Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxX: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxX: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxX: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those

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