Been There

sql Data loss Developer nightmare Database disaster Production mistake Delete query Career-ending mistake Sql horror Tech oops

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2 months ago 121,448 views 1 shares

Been There

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That moment when your stomach drops through the floor because you just executed DELETE * FROM users; and suddenly realize you're connected to production instead of your local environment. The five stages of database grief begin: denial, anger, bargaining with the SQL gods, depression, and finally acceptance that your resume needs updating. This is the exact face you make when contemplating how many years of your career just evaporated in a single keystroke. Career-ending query speedrun: WORLD RECORD!

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