No More Fullstack Devs

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No More Fullstack Devs

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The great fullstack developer purge has begun! This meme perfectly captures the eternal struggle between specialization and jack-of-all-trades in software development. Some tech lead somewhere decided that being good at everything is suspicious and probably impossible - so now we're officially segregating developers like oil and water. Frontend devs will forever be cursed to argue about CSS margins while backend devs can continue pretending users don't exist. The middle children of development - fullstack devs - are now officially banned by executive order. Pour one out for those brave souls who dared to understand both how APIs work AND why button colors matter.

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