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Ah, the classic "let's hardcode every single IP address instead of using a regex or CIDR notation" approach. Nothing says "I learned to code from a cereal box" quite like writing 254 if statements when if (ipaddress.startsWith('1.1.1.')) { return 0; } would do the trick. This is the kind of code that makes senior devs develop eye twitches and sudden interests in early retirement.

The senior developer staring into your soul with that thousand-yard stare isn't just finding bugs—they're having flashbacks to when they wrote that monstrosity at 2am fueled by nothing but desperation and energy drinks. They don't need debugging tools. They remember exactly which caffeine-induced hallucination led to that particular line of code. It's not intuition; it's PTSD with syntax highlighting.

Management: "Embrace AI tools to boost productivity!" Team: "Let's use AI to draft hilarious resignation letters!" Nothing says "our workplace is thriving" quite like your entire biomedical research team spending company time crafting fake pirate-themed resignation letters. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - they're technically following orders while simultaneously planning their escape routes. Corporate AI initiatives backfiring into a festival of fantasy quitting scenarios might be the most honest performance review feedback ever delivered.

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