Applied From Dallas India

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Applied From Dallas India

outsourcing-memes, tech-jobs-memes, recruiting-memes, job-hunting-memes, corporate-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Nothing says "sweet dreams" like posting a job in Dallas that's actually in Delhi with a U.S. salary range to bait candidates. HR sleeps like a baby while developers spend hours crafting cover letters for positions that require "relocation to our vibrant Bangalore campus" buried in paragraph 17 of the description. The classic corporate bait-and-switch where "remote friendly" means "remote as long as you're within walking distance of the Ganges." Meanwhile, the recruiter's LinkedIn is blowing up with "Why aren't Americans applying for tech jobs anymore?"

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