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Abort Unless Comp Sci

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24 days ago 139.3K views 0 shares

Abort Unless Comp Sci

Classic tech parent logic: "My son isn't following my prescribed career path, so I'll just... *checks notes*... hack his social media and threaten digital dismemberment." Because nothing says "I support your dreams" like threatening to glue your kid's fingers to a keyboard. The true "Hello World" of parenting - print("disappointment"). That 833.2K like count suggests a disturbing number of people thinking, "Hmm, forcible CS education... not the worst idea I've heard today."

Newborn K8s: Destined For Container Chaos

Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Cloud

5 months ago 188.3K views 0 shares

Newborn K8s: Destined For Container Chaos

That baby's face is the exact expression of someone who just found out they're destined for a life of debugging YAML indentation errors and explaining to management why "just adding one more pod" isn't going to fix everything. Poor kid hasn't even mastered object permanence yet, but Dad's already planning his future of midnight alerts because some microservice decided to spontaneously combust. The baby knows what's coming—that's the face of someone who already understands that "it works on my machine" will be the most frustrating phrase in his vocabulary. Welcome to existence, kid. Your inheritance is a cluster of problems.