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That awkward handshake when Epic Games Store is profusely thanking you for a purchase you never made while you're just there to snag that free weekly game. It's like getting a formal "Thank you for your business" email after using a 100% discount coupon. The client-server relationship has never been more uncomfortably one-sided!

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The classic marketing vs. reality gap strikes again! "Serverless" architecture sounds magical—like your code just floats in some ethereal digital dimension. Then you peek behind the curtain and—surprise!—it's just someone else's servers. It's like ordering a "meatless" burger only to discover it's just regular meat that someone else chewed for you. The shocked cat face perfectly captures that moment when you realize the cloud is just fancy marketing for "computers I don't personally have to restart at 3AM."

Nothing quite like that brief moment of smooth sailing when you copy-paste some StackOverflow magic into your dirt road of a codebase. Sure, it works... right up until you hit that pothole where your requirements differ slightly from the original question. Then it's back to the bumpy gravel path of debugging your own janky solutions. The real tragedy? Six months from now you'll have completely forgotten which parts you wrote and which parts came from that random post with 47 upvotes. Future you is gonna have a hell of a time figuring out why there's suddenly a perfectly paved section in your otherwise chaotic code desert.

The foundation of our entire industry rests on the shoulders of those brave souls who spend their precious time answering questions on Stack Overflow, GitHub issues, and obscure forum threads from 2008. While developers enjoy the sunshine and beautiful views, these unsung heroes are literally holding up our entire ecosystem—debugging our stupid mistakes, explaining basic concepts for the 500th time, and writing documentation nobody reads until it's 3:42 AM and everything is on fire. Without these magnificent keyboard warriors, we'd all still be trying to center a div or figure out why our code works on localhost but not in production.

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