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Ah, Jython – where Java's verbosity meets Python's dynamic typing in an unholy matrimony. It's like getting the worst Christmas presents from both sides of the family. You want Python's elegance? Sorry, here's some Java boilerplate. Craving Java's strong typing? Nope, enjoy those runtime errors instead! It's the programming equivalent of putting ketchup on your ice cream because someone convinced you it combines the best of both worlds. Spoiler alert: it doesn't.

Content Have you ever heard of Qualcomm, innovator and creator of cell phone technology? Oh yeah. Qualcomm has been inventing and licensing their ideas to tech companies for years. 10 bucks?!? That's obscene! How can poor poor Apple, the world's largest tech company, expect to survive Qualcomm's blatant monopolistic practices? As an Apple app developer, that's the kind of question that keeps me up at night. 2017 Jeff Lofvers Did you know Apple is suing Qualcomm for having monopolistic tendencies and gouging prices? You bet! Their patents cost Apple around 10 per iPhone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay Apple my annual 99 app developer fee, plus 30 of all app sales, and shop for a new Macintosh computer, the only hardware I'm allowed to use when submitting to iTunes, as mandated by the Apple Developer Agreement. Don't Hit Save - donthitsave.com

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