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Content 3rd - Follow Software Engineer 3d 4 In 2021 a research paper was published showing most efficient programming languages. Paper is here, but sadly behind the paywall. Gotta love "free academic pursuit" where they take in public money and then hide the results. https:Inkd.ingFTCtMzU Anyway: It shows that if people care about energy footprint of their systems, they need to ditch things like ruby, python and perl. Typescript also is super inefficient too. (e) C (e) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (e) Pascal (c) Chapel (v) Lisp (c) Ocaml (c) Fortran (e) Swift (c) Haskell (v) C (e) Go (i) Dart (v) F 6) JavaScript (v) Racket (i) TypeScript (i) Hack 6) PHP (v) Erlang G) Lua (i) Jruby G) Ruby G) Python G) Perl Energy 1.00 1.03 1.34 1.70 1.98 2.14 2.18 2.27 2.40 2.52 2.79 3.10 3.14 3.23 3.83 4.13 4.45 7.91 21.50 24.02 29.30 42.23 45.98 46.54 69.91 75.88 79.58 (c) C (c) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (c) Chapel (c) Go (c) Pascal (c) Ocaml (v) C (v) Lisp (c) Haskell (c) Swift (c) Fortran (v) F (i) JavaScript () Dart (v) Racket (i) Hack G) PHP (v) Erlang (i) Jruby () TypeScript (i) Ruby G) Perl (i) Python (i) Lua Time 1.00 1.04 1.56 1.85 1.89 2.14 2.83 3.02 3.09 3.14 3.40 3.55 4.20 4.20 6.30 6.52 6.67 11.27 26.99 27.64 36.71 43.44 46.20 59.34 65.79 71.90 82.91 (c) Pascal (e) Go (e) C (c) Fortran (c) C (c) Ada (c) Rust (v) Lisp (c) Haskell G PHP (c) Swift (i) Python (c) Ocaml (v) C (i) Hack (v) Racket (i) Ruby (c) Chapel (v) F (i) JavaScript (i) 'TypeScript (v) Java G Perl (i) Lua (v) Erlang (i) Dart (i) Jruby Mb 1.00 1.05 1.17 1.24 1.34 1.47 1.54 1.92 2.45 2.57 2.71, 2.803 2.82 2.85 3.34 3.52 3.97 4.00 4.25 4.59 4.69 6.01 6.62 6.72 7.20 8.64 19.84 gO 56 23 comments 6 reposts

Junior devs out here speedrunning the tech stack like it's a tutorial level. CSS? Barely touched it. JavaScript? Still figuring out what "this" means. React? Sure, why not. PHP and Laravel? Installed but never opened. DSA? That's just a fancy acronym they saw on LinkedIn. And ChatGPT at the top? Yeah, that's doing the actual heavy lifting while they're three steps behind wondering why their div won't center. The progression is backwards and they're skipping fundamentals faster than a bootcamp graduate updates their resume to "Full Stack Engineer." CSS is still crying in the corner asking to be learned properly.

You know that feeling when you inherit a legacy codebase and discover a 500-line function doing God knows what, in a file called "temp_final_v2_ACTUAL.js"? That's exactly what these images capture. The car wedged between concrete walls, the horse somehow straddling a fence, and that sedan perfectly balanced on a guardrail are all visual metaphors for the baffling architectural decisions you find in production code. The TIOBE Index at the bottom is chef's kiss - because just like these physically impossible situations, we're all collectively wondering how PHP is still hanging in there at 1.50% while everyone swears they've moved to modern frameworks. The real question isn't "how did it get there?" but rather "do we have time to fix it before the next sprint, or do we just add a comment and move on?" Every developer has been that person staring at a bizarre implementation, muttering "it works, but... HOW?" The answer is usually a combination of Stack Overflow copy-paste, deadline panic, and someone who left the company three years ago.

The corporate dating hierarchy has spoken. Mention Lua? You're a mysterious, sexy unicorn deserving of heart emojis. Mention PHP? Straight to HR jail. It's not about skill—it's about perceived exoticness . Nobody at the office Christmas party wants to hear about your WordPress plugins, but that game engine scripting? Suddenly you're fascinating. Ten years in the industry and I've learned: your attractiveness is directly proportional to how obscure your programming language is. Bonus points if nobody can pronounce it correctly.