Php

When you try to write C# but your muscle memory from PHP won't let go. Look at that beautiful mess: a private property with a getter that returns $this->_id and a setter doing $this->_id++. Someone's brain is stuck between two worlds and honestly? Same.

The best part is the PHPDoc comment with @var IReadOnlyCollection<User> sitting right above $_owners. It's like watching someone try to speak French with a German accent while writing in English. The IDE is probably having an aneurysm trying to parse this monstrosity.

This is what happens when you spend 10 years in PHP land and your company forces you to switch to C#. Your fingers just refuse to cooperate. No amount of ReSharper warnings will fix this kind of trauma.