Syntax confusion Memes

You've mastered JavaScript, Python, Java, C++, Rust, Go, TypeScript, and 13 other languages. You can switch between them like Neo dodging bullets. Your brain is now a polyglot compiler that can context-switch faster than a Kubernetes pod. The reality? You're just writing "Hello World" in 20 different syntaxes and forgetting which one uses semicolons. But hey, for those 3.5 seconds before you check Stack Overflow again, you ARE a deity bathed in divine light, floating above mere mortals who only know one language. Plot twist: You still can't center a div.

The eternal struggle of every developer - trying to remember how to get the damn array length in whatever language you're using. Is it array.size() ? Or array.len() ? Maybe array.length() ? Or just len(array) ? Your brain goes into full mathematical meltdown trying to remember the correct syntax while Stack Overflow is down. Meanwhile, Python folks are smugly typing len(array) while Java developers are muscle-memorizing array.length (no parentheses, because why make it consistent?). And don't get me started on JavaScript with both array.length and string.length() . The true programming interview question should just be "how do you check array length in 5 different languages" - separates the real ones from the Google-dependent coders.