Moral Dilemma Is Real

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Moral Dilemma Is Real

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Turning down a high-paying job with great benefits because it involves PHP? That's what I call principled poverty. The real moral dilemma isn't the adult content site—it's having to tell people at parties that you're a PHP developer. Some developers would rather live in a cardboard box than add that language to their LinkedIn profile. Standards before salary, folks!

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