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Linux Is Bugged Af Totally Unusable! Meanwhile, The Linux They Use:
Linux Hardware Windows
4 days ago 50.6K views 0 shares
Linux Is Bugged Af Totally Unusable! Meanwhile, The Linux They Use:
OMG, the AUDACITY of these Linux haters! 💅 They're out here screaming "Linux is unusable garbage!" while running Ubuntu on a prehistoric Lenovo laptop with a resolution straight from the Jurassic era (640x480)! HONEY, that's not a Linux problem, that's a "your computer belongs in a museum" problem! It's like complaining your Ferrari is slow when you've filled the tank with maple syrup instead of gas! The Linux OS is THRIVING despite being forced to run on hardware that Windows would literally have a nervous breakdown on! This is not a bug - this is a MIRACLE of engineering!

When Customer Logic Defies All Reason
Debugging Security Programming
16 days ago 120.8K views 0 shares
When Customer Logic Defies All Reason
Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of this customer! 😱 McCafe is over here spreading coffee joy with their "three cheers to a bright morning" tweet, and then BOOM! 💥 Some random person barges in with the most unhinged non sequitur: "I buy your product & my PC still has virus." This is the EPITOME of tech support hell! The cosmic disconnect between coffee and computer viruses is EXACTLY what every IT person deals with daily. Like, honey, your caramel macchiato and malware have LITERALLY NOTHING to do with each other! But try explaining that to someone who thinks the coffee company should fix their laptop! 🤦‍♀️

I Hate PHP (But I Love Money)
php Webdev Programming Backend
2 months ago 94.0K views 0 shares
I Hate PHP (But I Love Money)
Developers: "I hate PHP! Get that thing out of my face!" Also developers: *aggressively consumes Laravel, a PHP framework* Five minutes later: *quietly making money with the very thing they claimed to despise* The circle of developer life: loudly hating technologies while secretly using them to pay the bills. The dollar signs don't lie.