Internet Priorities

The punchline here is a brilliant play on HTTP status code 201, which means "Created". The dinosaur's setup of "I got an HTTP 201 joke" followed by "I just created it" is peak web developer humor. It's basically the programmer equivalent of a dad joke—technically correct but painfully punny. The silent audience in the third panel really sells the crushing disappointment of everyone who has to endure these kinds of jokes during standup meetings.

Every sysadmin's window decoration of choice! The sign says "F*CK AD" which is the unfiltered emotion of anyone who's spent hours troubleshooting domain controller replication issues or trying to figure out why Group Policy isn't applying correctly. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" quite like advertising your hatred for Microsoft's directory service on your actual window. The irony is that the person probably had to authenticate to Active Directory just to print that sign. Recursive frustration at its finest!

Behold, the ultimate tech wizard in their natural habitat. Nothing says "I possess godlike powers" quite like unplugging a router for 10 seconds and magically restoring internet connectivity. The smug satisfaction is palpable—wielding that vintage computer like a trophy while basking in unearned technical glory. The mullet and sunglasses indoors are just bonus credentials on this hacker's resume. Next step: telling everyone you "reconfigured the network infrastructure" when all you did was turn it off and on again.

Remember when we'd hunt for game cracks to bypass those pesky CD checks? This genius is applying that same energy to literal fighter jets ! 😂 The F-35 apparently needs regular license verification like it's some overpriced Adobe software, and this person's solution is straight from the 2000s piracy playbook. Just search "F-35 NO-CD crack" and boom—military-grade DRM bypassed! Next thing you know they'll be downloading more RAM for the Pentagon's computers. Piracy... uh... finds a way. 🏴‍☠️

Ah, the infamous RFC 1149 (IP over Avian Carriers) - the networking protocol we never needed but definitely deserved. Some network engineer looked at carrier pigeons and thought "yeah, that's reliable infrastructure." The punchline here is brutal - a dead bird labeled as "packet loss." When your ping times are measured in hours and your data packets can be taken out by neighborhood cats, maybe fiber optic isn't so bad after all. Still better uptime than some cloud providers I've worked with though.

The CEO's brain doing complex math calculations trying to figure out if 500 server errors is concerning while the entire production environment is literally on fire. Meanwhile, the dev team is having collective panic attacks because 500 errors mean the server is completely failing to process requests. But sure, let's wait until the number "seems concerning enough" to the executive who thinks rebooting fixes everything. For reference: 500 errors are like your car engine exploding, not like getting a few raindrops on your windshield. But please, take your time with those calculations.