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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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It's Always The ISPs

Networking Programming
17 days ago 104.7K views 0 shares
It's Always The ISPs
Paying for 150 Mb/s but getting 18.75 MB/s? That's not a scam—that's just the classic bits vs bytes switcheroo! ISPs advertise in megabits (Mb) but your downloads show in megabytes (MB). Since 8 bits = 1 byte, your "disappointing" 18.75 MB/s is actually exactly what you're paying for (150 ÷ 8 = 18.75). The real crime is making us do math while we're just trying to download updates for games we never play.

Schrödinger's Bandwidth

Networking Programming Debugging
1 month ago 116.3K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Bandwidth
The universal law of computing: your internet is only fast when you're not trying to prove it's slow. Running a speed test magically transforms your potato connection into fiber optics, but try loading a critical GitHub repo during a demo and suddenly you're back in the dial-up era. It's like quantum mechanics for bandwidth - the connection exists in a superposition of both fast and slow until you attempt to measure it, at which point it collapses into whatever state will maximize your frustration. ISPs must have special detectors for support calls that automatically boost your speed right before the technician checks.

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