The Three-Headed Dragon Of Developer Tools

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The Three-Headed Dragon Of Developer Tools

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Three-headed dragon meme where two heads are fierce, menacing beasts labeled "dark mode in every single fucking IDE on the planet," while the third head is a derpy, goofy dragon labeled "SQL Management Studio." Because nothing says "professional database tool" like searing your retinas at 2 AM with a UI that's brighter than your career prospects.

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