The Three-Headed Dragon Of Developer Tools

ide Developer experience Dark mode Ui design Eye strain Sql management studio Ssms Database tools

Microsoft Programming Databases Windows

1 month ago 91,953 views 1 shares

The Three-Headed Dragon Of Developer Tools

dark-mode-memes, sql-management-studio-memes, ide-memes, microsoft-memes, developer-pain-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Three-headed dragon meme where two heads are fierce, menacing beasts labeled "dark mode in every single fucking IDE on the planet," while the third head is a derpy, goofy dragon labeled "SQL Management Studio." Because nothing says "professional database tool" like searing your retinas at 2 AM with a UI that's brighter than your career prospects.

More Like This

You're A Computer Harry

Microsoft Hardware Windows Programming

1 month ago 88.1K views 0 shares

You're A Computer Harry

The unholy alliance of tech and fantasy nobody asked for. Some genius turned the HP logo into "Harry Potter" and the Windows logo into Hogwarts houses. Then Hagrid delivers the punchline that's been hiding in plain sight for 20+ years of Windows vs Mac debates. Just picture the alternate universe where instead of blue screens of death, you get "Expecto BSODum!" and your computer troubleshooting involves waving a USB stick like a wand.

How to look busy when you're the only "computer person" around

Microsoft Windows Programming Python Linux

3 years ago 26.3K views 0 shares

How to look busy when you're the only "computer person" around | code-memes, computer-memes, random-memes, terminal-memes, windows-memes, monitor-memes, sudo-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content having many open windows across multiple monitors scrolling up and down through your code as if looking for something randomly spamming cd and Is on a terminal sudo apt-get install literally anything Programmerhumor.ic

If this violates rule 4, just keep adding languages until it doesn't

Microsoft Java Backend

2 years ago 6.0K views 0 shares

If this violates rule 4, just keep adding languages until it doesn't | java-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content VB Microsoft Java J5 Not Java Easy Java C Shitty Java lava Hard Java Java's Cool Friend SCRATCH Learn Before Java

Im In Immense Pain Please Help

Microsoft Windows Programming

4 months ago 13.3K views 0 shares

imInImmensePainPleaseHelp | server-memes, windows-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I hate myself Windows Server Wow! I hate this more

Our Code, Comrade

Microsoft Git Programming Linux

1 month ago 90.6K views 0 shares

Our Code, Comrade

Ah, Cold War propaganda meets modern tech rivalries. Microsoft reminding us that sharing code freely is basically a slippery slope to full-blown communism. Because nothing says "threat to capitalism" like letting people see your for loops. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft now owns GitHub and claims to "heart" open source. Turns out the red menace was inside Redmond all along.

Found this in Rufus's code

Microsoft Windows Python

2 years ago 11.7K views 0 shares

Found this in Rufus's code | code-memes, version-memes, security-memes, xml-memes, windows-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 35 36 37 38 30 40 41 42 45 46 47 48 dependentAssembly dependency (trustInfo xmIns"urn: schemas-microsoft-com: asm.v3", security requestedPrivileges requestedExecutionLevel level-"requireAdministrator" uiAccess"false" requestedPrivileges security trustInfo compatibility xmIns"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:compatibility.v1", !-- If you don't have those in your app, Windows 10's GetVersionEx() DELIBERATELY reports the WRONG version... which brings us to tonight's spelling bee: "How do you spell 'spineless morons?" !- The answer: "M-I-C-R-0-5-0-F-T; 'spineless morons application ! - - Windows 10 - supportedOS Id- (8e0f7a12-bfb3-4fe8-b9a5-48fd50a15a9a?" ) !- - Windows 8.1 -- supportedos Id- 1f676c76-801-4239-95bb-83def6dda78" !- - Windows 8 -- supportedos Id-"432f28e3-53b9-4441-ba9c-d69d4a4a6e38" !- - Windows 7 -- supportedOs Id- (35138b9a-5d96-4fbd-8e2d-a2440225f93a1 !-- Windows Vista - supportedOS Id- (e2011457 -1546-43c5-asfe-008deee3d3f0" application compatibility assembly