Microsoft's Quantum Leap Of Logic

The classic Drake meme perfectly captures Microsoft's bizarre resource allocation. Top panel: Drake recoils in disgust at "Making a basic Azure linked-service test-connection endpoint working" — you know, something customers actually need daily. Bottom panel: Drake enthusiastically approves of "Building a $50M quantum computing platform that 3 people on Earth actually use." Because why fix mundane connectivity issues when you can pour millions into quantum tech that might be relevant in 2050? Meanwhile, developers everywhere are still waiting for that test connection to stop timing out...