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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Priorities Of A True Developer

Hardware Programming Gamedev
8 months ago 325.0K views 0 shares
Priorities Of A True Developer
Oh. My. GAWD. The absolute TRUTH BOMB of developer economics! 💸 On the left, a glorious $3000+ gaming laptop with enough RGB to signal aliens, dual screens, and specs that could probably launch a rocket. On the right? A sad little jalopy that's one pothole away from becoming modern art. Because PRIORITIES, honey! Why have reliable transportation when you can compile code 0.002 seconds faster?! The car might get you to work, but that laptop IS your work, your entertainment center, and probably your emotional support device all rolled into one magnificent machine. Who needs a functioning vehicle when you've got 64GB of RAM?!

Microsoft's Quantum Leap Of Logic

Microsoft Azure Cloud Programming
9 months ago 451.0K views 0 shares
Microsoft's Quantum Leap Of Logic
The classic Drake meme perfectly captures Microsoft's bizarre resource allocation. Top panel: Drake recoils in disgust at "Making a basic Azure linked-service test-connection endpoint working" — you know, something customers actually need daily. Bottom panel: Drake enthusiastically approves of "Building a $50M quantum computing platform that 3 people on Earth actually use." Because why fix mundane connectivity issues when you can pour millions into quantum tech that might be relevant in 2050? Meanwhile, developers everywhere are still waiting for that test connection to stop timing out...

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