Ah, the mythical "German C" programming language—where function names like druckef
replace printf
and nightmares are made of compound words longer than your entire Git commit history.
But the real horror show is that second image. German Excel VBA is apparently the final boss of programming languages—a monstrous creation where function names like VorherigerGeschaeftstag
make you question your career choices. It's what happens when German efficiency meets programming verbosity.
Imagine debugging that beast after three cups of coffee. Your IDE autocomplete would give up halfway through typing a function name and just display "...good luck with that."