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Microsoft really looked at their product naming strategy and said "what if we just called everything the same thing?" Now we've got 80 different Copilots talking to each other like some kind of corporate identity crisis. There's a Copilot inside your Copilot, a Copilot for your Copilot, and apparently a physical keyboard key to summon them all like you're casting a spell in a very boring RPG.
The diagram looks like a spider's fever dream, with lines connecting everything to everything else. It's the tech equivalent of naming all your kids "Steve" and then wondering why family dinners are confusing. Someone in Redmond's marketing department definitely got promoted for this galaxy brain move.
Fun fact: There are now more products named Copilot than there are developers who can remember what each one actually does. Good luck explaining to your PM which Copilot you need budget approval for.
