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Guys Only Want One Thing: Exit Code 0
Java Programming Debugging Testing
9 hours ago 44.8K views 0 shares
Guys Only Want One Thing: Exit Code 0
The tweet starts with "guys literally only want one thing and it's f***ing disgusting" - but plot twist! It's not what you think. The "one thing" is actually seeing all your tests pass with zero errors and warnings, with that beautiful "exit code 0" that makes developers feel things no human relationship ever could. That green progress bar and "22307 tests passed" is basically developer porn. Nothing quite matches the dopamine rush of code that works flawlessly after hours of debugging hell. Who needs relationships when your Java compilation succeeds without a single complaint?

Just Push To Prod
Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing
15 hours ago 50.0K views 0 shares
Just Push To Prod
The absolute CHAOS that ensues when some deranged soul utters those five fateful words! That hypnotic spiral of pure terror with a screaming cat at the center is EXACTLY what happens in your brain when someone suggests skipping testing and deploying straight to production. One minute you're sitting there coding peacefully, the next you're spiraling into an existential crisis because your colleague just casually suggested committing digital arson. The visual representation of every developer's nightmare - watching in horror as untested code gets unleashed upon innocent users. Pure. Unadulterated. PANIC.

It Works On My Machine
Testing Devops Agile Programming Debugging
1 day ago 56.7K views 0 shares
It Works On My Machine
Senior engineer points at unit tests while QA desperately gestures at the entire testing spectrum. Classic case of "my three assert statements will surely catch all edge cases." Meanwhile, the production server is quietly preparing its 3 AM surprise party. The gap between "works on my machine" and "works in production" is approximately 24 testing methodologies wide.

Localhost: Where All Resumes Go To Die
Debugging Webdev Devops Programming Testing
2 days ago 53.6K views 0 shares
Localhost: Where All Resumes Go To Die
Someone forgot to update their production URL! The job posting asks candidates to send resumes to careers@localhost — essentially asking people to email their resumes to their own computers. That's like telling someone to mail a letter to "My House" with no address. The developer probably copy-pasted from their test environment and never updated it before going live. Four years of experience required but apparently none needed for whoever set up this job posting!

Have Fun Being On Call
AI Devops Programming Debugging Testing
2 days ago 63.8K views 0 shares
Have Fun Being On Call
The corporate tech joy ride that ends in a ditch. First, management gets ChatGPT Enterprise and everyone's excited. Then they add Windsurf and the party continues. Soon developers are "vibe coding" instead of writing proper tests. Finally, the AI is reviewing pull requests, and that's when your phone rings at 3 AM because production is on fire. Nothing says "career advancement" like explaining to the CTO why an AI approved code that deleted the customer database because it had "good vibes."

Bugs Training Class: The Secret War Against Programmers
Debugging Programming Testing
3 days ago 46.3K views 0 shares
Bugs Training Class: The Secret War Against Programmers
The secret training program for software bugs has finally been exposed! First, they learn basic arithmetic (and get it completely wrong). Then they master advanced math (still catastrophically incorrect). Finally, the graduation ceremony where they receive their mission: infiltrate our code and drive developers to the brink of insanity. It's like a glimpse into the conspiracy we've always suspected—bugs aren't random accidents, they're meticulously trained agents of chaos with a vendetta against clean code. The most terrifying part? Their wrong answers aren't even consistently wrong—they're unpredictably, maliciously wrong, just like in production environments!

The Real Testers
Testing Devops Agile Programming Debugging
5 days ago 84.8K views 0 shares
The Real Testers
No amount of QA testing will ever match the sheer destructive power of end users in production. You spent months testing every edge case, fixed all known bugs, and deployed your "stable" release with confidence. Then day one hits and somehow users find seven new ways to crash your app that should be physically impossible. It's like they have a supernatural talent for finding that one scenario your test suite missed. "I must break you" isn't just a threat—it's the unspoken mission statement of every user who downloads your app.

Reddit Engineers Right Now
Testing Devops Programming Debugging Backend
5 days ago 89.1K views 0 shares
Reddit Engineers Right Now
Nothing says "we've given up" quite like pushing untested code at 4:16 AM. The classic "users as QA testers" approach – the cornerstone of modern software development! Why pay for a testing team when millions of users will find your bugs for free? It's not a production outage, it's just an interactive bug hunt with real-world consequences. Reddit's recent API changes and outages suddenly make a lot more sense...

If You Don't Know The Problem, There's No Problem
Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing
8 days ago 60.8K views 0 shares
If You Don't Know The Problem, There's No Problem
Four people casually strolling over a bridge, completely oblivious to the massive tiger labeled "Bug" lurking underneath. The programmer coded it, the tester failed to find it, the analyzer didn't analyze it, and the manager is just happy no one's complaining. Classic software development lifecycle where critical issues hide in plain sight while everyone marches forward with blissful ignorance. Ship it to production, what could possibly go wrong?

And Then QA Started Testing On Samsung Fridge
Testing Android Ios Programming Debugging
10 days ago 81.8K views 0 shares
And Then QA Started Testing On Samsung Fridge
Developer: "I F***ING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE" QA: "I will rotate phone to test new feature" Ah, the beautiful relationship between devs and QA. Dev just finished building a pixel-perfect UI that works flawlessly in portrait mode. Then QA comes along with their diabolical testing methods, like *checks notes* rotating the phone. Suddenly everything's broken, overflow errors everywhere, buttons disappear into the void. The dev's masterpiece crumbles because someone dared to use the device as intended. Classic.

Let's Call The Unit Tests Without The Parameter Always Present In The Use Case
Testing Devops Programming Debugging
10 days ago 104.8K views 0 shares
Let's Call The Unit Tests Without The Parameter Always Present In The Use Case
Ah yes, the classic "my tests pass in isolation" syndrome. The soldier in camo is proudly directing deadly weapons away from the sleeping person, congratulating himself on his amazing unit tests. Meanwhile, production code is getting absolutely shredded by edge cases that the tests never bothered to check for. Sure, your function works great when you pass it exactly what you expect... shame users don't read your mind and follow your undocumented assumptions.

Am I Testing This Code... Or Is It Testing Me?
Testing Programming Debugging
12 days ago 54.4K views 0 shares
Am I Testing This Code... Or Is It Testing Me?
That moment when you've been debugging for 6 straight hours and your sanity starts to slip. You're not finding bugs anymore—they're finding you. The code isn't failing tests; it's testing your will to live. Your rubber duck has gone silent, probably judging your life choices. At this point, you're one stack trace away from updating your resume and becoming a goat farmer.