The Testing Food Chain

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The Testing Food Chain

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The corporate food chain in its natural habitat! Junior devs thinking they've discovered a magical solution to their workload by dumping all testing on the poor intern. Meanwhile, the senior dev watches silently, knowing full well that karma is about to strike when that untested code inevitably crashes in production. The circle of tech life continues – where today's testing-dumper becomes tomorrow's 3 AM production bug fixer. Nature is healing.

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