The Testing Food Chain

That smug little face says it all. You ask a simple yes/no question and instead of a clean true or false , they hit you with "I'll think about it" or some other useless string response. It's like asking someone if they want pizza and they respond with their entire life story. Boolean functions should return boolean values—it's literally in the name! But no, some developers just love to watch the world burn by returning strings like "maybe" or "undefined" when all you wanted was a straightforward answer. Then you're stuck with extra validation code because apparently if(isUserLoggedIn()) wasn't simple enough.

Content Finishes Story completely Including all Tests. Fully documented. Commits functional parts, tests to be done Doesn't commit, quits half way. Writes sticky note on what is left for Next day. Shuts down Computer Immediately forcing all Apps to close. Restarts on Monday and checks where your cursor Is. ProarammerHumor.io

Content Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. 1 am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) 42 Tester: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? "As Answer Follow 97 48 Request 000 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated 17h ago This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why it's tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41

The universe has a sick sense of humor when it comes to debugging. You stare at your screen for hours, nothing. Take one bite of lunch? Ding! Lightbulb moment. Go on vacation? Two brilliant solutions pop up. But the true galaxy-brain debugging happens when you're trapped on the porcelain throne with no computer in sight - suddenly your mind unleashes a torrent of solutions more powerful than the flush. The bathroom is where your brain finally decides to stop buffering and deliver that O(1) solution you've been hunting for days. Coincidence? I think not. Your brain is just waiting for the moment when you're literally unable to implement anything.

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Content Obelion 895 .. 1h If there's nothing about your problem on the internet, there's a high chance you are just stupid PROGRAMMERS